Sassle Stuff

Greetings! This site is - without hyperbole - one of the ugliest things I've ever made.  The other one wasn't so great either, but I feel this one really takes the cake. I transitioned from my old site because the mobile experience was, to put it bluntly, dogshit. Images flying around everywhere, horrible lag, nothing ever clicked correctly. And seeing as over half of six people who routinely visit this site view it on mobile, a change of pace was in order. The good news is it's allowed me to restructure what I have here into better categories. The bad news is I lost around six hours of work, $100 and my credit card information to a hosting company on a different attempt. Google Sites is like being handed a beautiful box of letter blocks and plastic toys - please enjoy the experience.